Tomorrow could be too late

Misc Collection of Quotes

#If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane. (anonymous)

#Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never quit and never win are idiots. (Anon)

#Reality is an Illusion caused by the deficiency of Alcohol... (Me)

#LIFE IS NOT ABOUT FINDING YOURSELF!; LIFE IS ABOUT CREATING YOURSELF!.- George Bernard Shaw

#Dreams give us vision
Vision gives us thoughts
Thoughts lead us to action (Anonymous)

#Hard Work leads to more Work; Smart Work leads to more Pay (Self)

#Don't tell me the sky is the limit!....... There are foot prints on the Moon!!

#Normality Is Relative what seems normal to u might not to another
So CHEERZ LiVe LiFe to the Fullest
Chill Out (Anonymous)

#"I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about."
Henry Ford

#Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk (Daniel)

#Dear god !
give me the "courage" to accept the things i cannot change,
give me the "power" to change the things that i can change ,and
give me the "wisdom" to know the difference.

#What that doesn't destroy me...makes me stronger!!!

#love is like an hourglass...with the heart filling up while the brain empties =)

#It is good to be an open book, but with some pages stuck together.

#Everthing is beautiful, but not everyone sees it.

#At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet (Plato)

#Life is like playing violin in the public for the first time and learning the instrument as you go on playing (Anonymous)

#You can judge a man by whether he asks for a stronger back or a lesser load... (Anonymous)

#A Smile is the one curve that can straighten the Whole World!! So Smile Always!! (Anonymous)

#I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it, and those who haven't. (Bill Cosby)

#Live in your dreams but dreams may die, dont get shattered,never ever cry.The world is big and has lots to give,pick up a new dream,For thats the way to live (Anonymous)

#There's no escaping the nature of the universe
Where some see coincidence, I see consequence.
Where others see chance, I see cost
It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of insanity

(Merovingian in the movie 'The Matrix Revolutions')

#The true way and the sure way 2 friendship iz through humility- being open 2 each other. accepting each other juz as we are...(mother Teresa )

#WHATEVER THE MIND OF MAN CAN "CONCEIVE" AND " BELIEVE",IT CAN "ACHIEVE" (Swami Vivekananda)

#"Youth fades; love droops, the leaves of friendship fall; A mother's secret hope outlives them all." (Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894))

#"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
(Mark Twain)

#"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."
(Aldous Huxley (1894-1963))

#"WE ARE WHAT WE REPEATEDLY DO. EXCELLENCE IS NOT AN ACT BUT A HABIT."- ARISTOTLE

#"THOSE WHO CANNOT REMEMBER THE PAST ARE CONDEMNED TO REPEAT IT."- GEORGE SANTAYANA

#Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth.
--Mark Twain (Deepyellowdaffodil)

#Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
--Mark Twain (Deepyellowdaffodil)

#"Success is going from failure to failure without a loss of enthusiasm" (Success)

#The gate of my memories will never close,
How much i miss you no one knows.
Tears from my eyes will weep away,
but you in my heart will always stay. (Anonymous)

#Life has its ups and downs.
Sometimes sun shines, sometimes rain pours.
But dont forget, it takes both sun and rain to make a RAINBOW!
EnJoY LiFe! (Life)

#Falling in love is a secret ambition.
Finding true love is the greatest tension.
So follow the India tradition,
And marry ur parent's decision'!!! (Anonymous)

#"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!" (Friend)

#"A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else."
(Friend)

#"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same."
(Anonymous)

#"Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you."
(Friend)

#To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead. (Bertrand Russell)

#When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you
When i first talked to you I was afraid to like you
When i first liked you i was afarid to love you
Now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you.
(suga)

#When someone loves you, you dont realise it;
When u realise it, its too late.
You always love the one who leaves you & leave the one who loves you
(GOLDEN FACTS OF LIFE)

#Stand up,or stand the chance of being screwed up... (jksd)

#If you judge people, you have no time to love them. (Mother Teresa)

#Never say you are Happy when you are Sad,
Never say you are fine when you are not Ok,
Never say you feel good when you are feeling bad,
Never say you are alone when I'm still ALIVE. (THOUGHT)

#A person who truly loves you & knows you, is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while EVERYONE ELSE still believes in the smile on your face... (Love)

#Remember that you are very special.
NO ONE can play your role better than you;
You are unique, original & gods master piece;
So love yourself... (Love yourself)

#Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. (have No Clue)

#BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THIS WORLD (Mahatma Gandhi)

#One who loves you most, sometimes hurts you
But then again they are the Only One who feels your pain... (Love)

#A friend is someone who knows the song in ur heart.
And can sing it back to u when you have forgotten the words. Goodmorning (Friend)

#"To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world" (Valentine Special)

#Each work has to pass through these phases - ridicule, opposition and then acceptence.

#When you dont know what you are talking about, its hard to know when you are finished.

#when our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old...Bill clinton

# The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

#From quiet homes and first beginning,
Out to the undiscovered ends,
There's nothing worth the wear of winning,
But laughter and the love of friends.

Hilaire Belloc (1870 - 1953)
French-born British writer.
Verses, "Dedicatory Ode"

#It lies not in our power to love or hate
For will in us is overrul'd by fate.

Christopher Marlowe (1564 - 1593)
English playwright and poet.


#Beauties in vain their pretty eyes may roll;
Charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul.

Alexander Pope (1688 - 1744)
English poet. The Rape of the Lock

#Winter, spring, summer or fall,
All you have to do is call
And I'll be there.
You've got a friend.

Carole King (1942 - )
U.S. singer and songwriter.
Song lyric. "You've Got a Friend"


#Fifty years ago the successful doctor was said to need three things; a top hat to give him Authority, a paunch to give him Dignity, and piles to give him an Anxious Expression.
Anonymous
Lancet (London)

#What's the use of worrying?
It never was worth while,
So, pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag,
And smile, smile, smile.

George Asaf (1880 - 1951)
British songwriter.
Popular with British soldiers in World War I.
"Pack up Your Troubles in Your Old Kit Bag"

#Life's too short for worrying. Yes, that's what worries me.
Anonymous

#Dentist, n. A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.

Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914?)
U.S. writer and journalist.
The Devil's Dictionary

#This day relenting God
Hath placed within my hand
A wondrous thing; and God
Be praised. At His command,
Seeking His secret deeds
With tears and toiling breath,
I find thy cunning seeds,
O million-murdering Death
I know this little thing
A myriad men may save.
O Death, where is thy sting?
Thy victory, O Grave?

Ronald Ross (1857 - 1932)
British physician and entomologist.
On his part in the discovery of the life-cycle of the malaria parasite.
Philosophies, "In Exile"

Love calculator

http://www.ultimatelovecalc.com/love/567022

Confidence

20 CEOs board an airplane and are told that the flight they are about to take is the first-ever to feature pilotless technology: “It is an uncrewed aircraft.”

Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company's software is running the aircraft's automatic pilot system.

Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse.

One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed.

Asked why he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight, he replies: “If it is the same software thats developed by my company's IT systems department, this plane won't even take off!!!! ."

That is called Confidence!! !

Love

"Love is the emblem of eternity: it confounds all notion of time: effaces all memory of a beginning, all fear of an end.” - Germaine De Stael

Work

The Indian

There is this good old barber in london....
One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes
to pay the barber and the barber replies:
'i am sorry. i cannot accept money from you. i am doing the
community service.'
The florist is happy and leaves the shop.
next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is
a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
Policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after
the cut. but the barber replies:
'i am sorry. i cannot accept money from you. i am doing the
community service.
The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank
you card and a dozen donuts are waiting at his door.
An indian software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to
pay the barber after the cut.
but the barber replies: 'i am sorry. i cannot accept money from you.
i am doing the community service. '
The indian software engineer is happy and leaves.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop,
guess what he finds there...
can you guess?

try to guessssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssss ssssssssss

come on, think like an indian...... ......... ..

A dozen indians waiting for a haircut.